Recently I realized that Sean Chua, Founder of SimpleChemConcepts loves to put up Chemistry Jokes on his site. Initially I thought it was lame. But his readership proves otherwise.

So I guess everyone of us needs a little tickle now and then so I have decided to contribute some jokes on Mathematics. And I certainly hope you enjoy these laughters as much as I had.

*Yummy Donut I Simply Couldn't Resist.*

Teacher: What is 2*k* + *k*?

Student: 3000!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"

Student: "It's 42!"

Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"

Same student: "It's 24!"

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?

A: Nice belt!

The chef instructs his apprentice: "You take two thirds of water, one third of cream, one third of broth..."

The apprentice: "But that makes four thirds already!"

"Well - just take a larger pot!"

"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."

M:mentally

A:affecting

T:the

H:healthy

S:students

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